Six Bends and the Sidelines! - Guest edited by Moley

The last few weeks have been busy, busy, busy - well, for some of us anyway!
I've had 3 runs, an A6, which I won, in 26.48 (calc.) and two in A5 in which I finished 3rd and 4th. I ran well but the line just seems to find me too soon!
Colin has now reached the dizzy heights of A2, and in his two runs in that grade has finished 3rd, at 10/1 and 7/1. Well, we never tell him he's the outsider so he runs like a short price! If he reaches A1, he has been promised a rather lovely red tracksuit like the one on the Sport Relief advert, with matching headband of course! He's rather taken with it and thinks he'd look better than the dog in the advert! ('Well, he does look like an idiot naturally so we may as well reinforce that fact' - Brutus). Unfortunately he has cut his foot and has been on the sidelines for a bit, so the tracksuit is still only a dream!
Nero on the other hand ('Oi! It's Caesar!' - Brutus) or whatever he's called, the Roman one, has only had one run in A6, finishing fifth. Must do better!!! Since then he's been sitting about painting his nails, waiting for his next public outing.
Joani has had two runs, finishing third and fourth. She's proud of herself, mainly since she's had more runs than Brutus and thinks she's more popular than him, and its gone to her head! She's been flying around the paddock like a nutcase, jumping on the bed, running in circles and generally interfering with the feng-shui of the place. Typical!
Dear old Freddie has been his usual 'happy' self. He's had two runs and won one, an A7, powering down the run in like the horse he is, winning by 1 1/4 lengths in 26.80, his best time so far. Since then he has trialled over six bends, alongside.........................
ME!!! Oh I do love 592 metres! Although Freddie got in my way and made me slow down (Eejit!), I put my all in to record 38.38 - not bad eh! Freddie did 38.90, which is credible too!
So, look out for us in 'S' grades at Harlow soon!
Til next time Funky Fans!
Moley
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