Time to quit the fags!! (Only joking!!) Guest edited by Freddie

*Cough cough* As you can probably *choke* guess, we are not very well at the moment. I was due to run in the dizzy heights of S2 company after my triumphant victory over lesser rivals on the 22nd Feb, but had to relinquish my place after catching the aptly named kennel cough. ('Ha ha that's a great name - dogs living in a kennel with a cough=kennel cough! Ha!' - Colin) Idiot! Anyway, myself and Joani are both hacking away at the moment, and Joani also had to pull out of an A7 because of it ('Not Happy!' - Joani) and as you can probably tell now, she is not happy. She thought that she had a good chance of winning and now is sulking as well as coughing. ('Hey! I'm sick too!! Where's my mention?' - Brutus) Well, I was going to mention Brutus later, give him a paragraph in fact but since he's kindly filled you in, I don't need to now! ('You're mean! That's not fair! I don't like you anymore!' - Brutus) That brings the sulky count to 2, and it means I don't have to listen to Salad boy jabbering in my ear. Result!
Now back to important news...
Moley has marginally bettered my achievements, and boasts the honour of being the first pup to hit top grade. After winning an S2 on 23rd Feb, she took her place in an S1 last night. However, she seemed to have forgotten that to run in a race you need to leave the traps first, and came 4th after having what seems like a fortnights break in room 2 at La Trap hotel. Better luck next time!
Colin ('Yay! Go Me!' - Colin) ok....I'll start again! Colin ran in an A3 Friday night after sitting on his backside for ages while some of us were working! He came last, and his excuse was that he had been off for a while. Personally I think he got far too complacent after his A2 outings and forgot to run as fast. Cabbage!
Of course, since its Mothers Day, we would all like to wish our long long long suffering mum Colleen a Happy Mothers Day, and give her a knighthood for putting up with Brutus for over 2 years without hardly any complaints! Come on Queenie, put her on your honours list!!!

Until the next instalment, edited by, oh dear save us all! Brutus. Goodbye sanity!

Love from the long nose!

Freddie
xx