Notes on being bored - Guest Edited by Colin

Well............where to begin? A lot has happened since my paws last took to the keyboard. I'm still injured, so I haven't been running any races or winning, which naturally a superb athlete like me would do just by stepping onto the track! In fact, I was due to jet off to Beijing with Team GB (should be Team Colin, Colin is the worlds best name, means greatness and superiority in Outer Mongolian, or so my mum says!), but due to my injury I had to stay home, and watch as Usain Bolt won both my medals. I tried making my own out of sand to cheer myself up, then Brutus stepped on them and destroyed them. Typical. (Hey! I said sorry , OK!! - Brutus)
He's always wrecking my things.
Last week, I heard the others talking. Blondie's pups are ready to come to Andys because they're being naughty and tearing up the place, and that we were going to Crayford! I got excited, not because I was going, but because I thought I'd get rid of Brutus, but alas, he's still here, recooperating from his 'injury'. Moley, Freddie and Joani have all gone to a Crayford trainer, and will be commencing their trials shortly. And I'm stuck here. With Him. For A While. G-R-E-A-T. Joani called and hasn't stopped showing off. She's got a new boyfriend, a finalist in a big competition, and she won't stop going on about it, just because he's fast. Well they do say opposites attract, so it could work....only joking Joani, don't hurt me!!!
Me and the Brutey boy will also be going as soon as we are better, and Blondie's babies will come here. From what I've heard, she has her paws full cos there are 2 that are the spitting image of little old moi, and they are just as carazaaaaaay! Awww....two mini me's.........I sense an Austin Powers Movie coming along. Yeah.... Colin Noahs...got a ring to it methinks. I'm off to write the screenplay now!
Look out Hollywood!
Til next time Braveheart fans
Colin
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