The Joy Of Happiness, Guest edited by Joani

Dear Blog, life is good at the moment. I have a lovely (if a little nutty) boyfriend, and I am settling in well to my new home. Bit noisy, as there are lots of other dogs, but then I thank my lucky stars everyday that Brutus and Colin aren't here yet! So the extra chat isn't that much of an inconvenience!
My boyfriend is a nice guy, very athletic. He's very fast, and a lot of nasty people have made comments that we are ideally suited, as opposites attract. I have taken this to mean that they are implying that I am slow. Whilst I may not be posting the flashy times like a certain fella, I am doing my bit for the planet. Saving energy by running that bit slower, and therefore reducing my carbon pawprint. I don't know what they mean anyway, I was only 2 spots outside grading on wednesday, and this week who knows?
Moley is already being the little darling, acting all cute and innocent and getting people to love her. Ha! Just because I don't really call for fuss 24/7, doesn't mean I'm miserable, ok?? She's also the quickest out of us so far, and she doesn't half know it. Show off!
Freddie's being Freddie. Miserable, quiet and generally minding his own business in dreamland. Although he did come out of his stupor to tell me that he'd beaten me in the trial. Thanks Fred, I've only lived with you for 2 and a half years and I didn't recognise that the big blue backside in front was yours. (Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit - Freddie)
Whatever!!!
Well, I need to go do my daily scrounge for treats, before he eats them all!
Talk to you soon Joani fans
Joani and partner
xxx